EP 2: The male thot
The first thing I did after the lockdown was lifted was hung out with the girls. After months in total lockdown, a change of scenery was highly welcomed when it was temporarily lifted especially if it involved getting glammed up with your favorite people, taking snaps, and lots of wine.
The golden rule was to consult everyone before posting any group picture, I couldn’t blame them, our bodies had transformed into unknown celestial beings but we couldn’t let the internet notice anything. After a round of confirmation, I posted a group picture on my Facebook. Thereafter I bid my girls farewell as my uber arrived just in time to beat the curfew.
On the ride home, I noticed the countless notifications of reactions to my post but that was always expected until one peculiar message notification popped up.
Have you ever been in such a jolly mood that you accept all friend requests? Apparently, this message came from one of those accounts.
“Send your WhatsApp no.” it read.
The person behind the account had Ivan as his username and the profile picture had a political candidate from a previous election.
“What for?”, I asked still perturbed that someone could boldly go into a stranger’s inbox without the basic courtesy of even a hello or self-introduction.
“If you don’t want just leave” He replied.
I think I set the world record time for the fastest time to block anyone. Guinness book of records would be so proud.
I didn’t even have time to ask myself what Idi Amin would do. Idi Amin would have never let enemies infiltrate his home just because he’s in a jolly mood and later regret it. Or would he?